Monday
29Jun2009
THINGS ARE DIFFERENT HERE
Monday, June 29, 2009 at 11:54AM THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT 'LIVING' IN OREGON
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in Oregon .
If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live
in Oregon .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
the wrong number, you live in Oregon .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
live in Oregon .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same
day, you live in Oregon .
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
doors unlocked, you live in Oregon
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of
clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Oregon.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow and ice, you live in Oregon .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
construction, you live in Oregon .
If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you
live in Oregon.
If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Oregon.
If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in
Oregon.
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk"
signal, you live in Oregon
If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it
is not a real mountain, you live in Oregon.
If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and
Dutch Bros, you live in Oregon.
If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you
live in Oregon.
If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Abiqua, Issaquah, Oregon,
Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Oregon.
If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Oregon.
If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live in
Oregon.
If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food,
you live in Oregon.
If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you
live in Oregon.
If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in
Oregon.
If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you
live in Oregon.
If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old
ones after such a long time, you live in Oregon.
SOURCE: My Canadian Connection who grew up in Portland.











Reader Comments (1)
I've been quite busy in the recent months, as you probably could tell. My work at OHSU has placed me in a fledgling leadership position and opened new opportunities for me to advance toward seeking my MBA in Healthcare Management.
You'll be pleased to know that now you have at least two former students seeking their PhDs in healthcare policy. The difference between us will be my desire toward resolving issues regarding healthcare needs in my rural roots of the SW Oregon Coast (as a model for other ares of the nation).
I would very much enjoy the chance to restart out conversations since the last time we spoke out at Pacific University. I'm still very much clinically-active, but the management aspect of my new role affords me much more time to meet with people and dvance my knowledge in healthcare aspects as I deem fit.
So, how's you handicap these days? ;)
Write soon, I miss our talks.
-Patch Adam Perryman, Everyman